Monday, 30 January 2017

Happy Valentine's Day 2017 Funny Quotes



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Happy Valentine's Day 2017 Funny Quotes

Happy Valentine's Day 2017 Funny Quotes

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun. – By Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – By Judith Viorst

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along. – By Joyce Brothers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. – By Ann Landers

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."

Many ladies are expecting to receive a wedding ring for the Valentine’s Day, but actually the only ring they’re wearing for Valentine’s Day is contraceptive.

On Valentine’s Day women strive to find the right guy, to who she could tell everyday that he is wrong.

A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – By Helen Rowland

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